Janis: That one there, that's Kyle Gatlin. He is one of the dumbest boys you will ever meet. Damien sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell orange.
[Cady snickers]
Janis: That little one, that's Nick Guenther.
Damian: He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Nick Guenther knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why his penis is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Emily Rothenberger. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.
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